Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Mahathir at its best!

ekekkekeke!!

I was really busy. as in busy busy busy. Handling several projects at one go is tough what more when it involved a start-up.

Anyway, I was reading through the edge daily and read through Tun Dr Mahathir's article and what he said.

Frankly speaking, since he left there is nobody that is as good as him in public speaking. And yesterday's press conference is him at his best. so go on and read it. I just can't stop laughing reading through on what he said. Very sarcastic but definitely most funny.

click here

It was a transcript so read it in full glory. There's nothing better than this!


Mahathir at its best!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

here's a birthday shoutout to Areysha!

happy birthday girl!!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Gerrard wants to leave

yeap! you read that right. The capt that supposedly wants to spend years and years at liverpool apparently have rejected a GBP100,000/week salary. that's roughly RM700,000 a week or RM 2 MILLION a month or a ferrari for every 2 weeks!

that's the highest liverpool ever pay for a player. EVER!!

and he turned it down.... seriously mate nobody is bigger than the club! not even stevie G.

read here and here

just lost for words....

Anniversary aplenty!

wahhh!!! the stupid streamyx and its connection error left me out of the loop for quite some time. Plus the stupidy of one of my client's staff made me a very very busy man.

So here's to all you lot that's celebrates their anniversary in the past few days


Mr & Mrs Teng - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! *solly don't know what year

Cyrene & Matt - Happy FIRST anniversary... and remember things will go downhill from this point onwards so be more creative in your creation activities! :P

Babe & Hook - Happy 7th anniversary and may the 7 yr itch didn't appear. If it did.. you know where to look for the forms ;)

ahahhha... ok lah.... jokes aside may ALL of you have a super long lasting, wonderful and fruitful and most importantly darn happy and peaceful years to come!

oh ya!! may you have litters and litters of puppies to boot! :D


ahhhhh.... these anniversary make me feel all warm and happy....


ok! now have to go back to evil mood! somebody sooo gonna get screwed after this

ciao

Monday, July 04, 2005

breakfast pirate!

AHAHAHAHA!!!

When we're younger, when we're in school lots of the students in my school would bring our own food in the small container for us to eat during the school break at around 10.30am. In malay we call it "bekal" or loosely translated as supplies. Though I notice there are less and less kids who carry it nowadays.

Apparently the fast pace rat race has also affect our children, nowadays most parents just gave them some cash and off you go to school. It also have to do with the standard of living, nowadays most working parents view the effort and time it took to prepare these food are just not worth it, it is lot easier to give them cash and let them buy what they want at the school's canteen. Though I seriously suspect the majority of 'em spent it at the ice-cream vendor outside of the school's compound (I know I would!)

Pity the kids then cause I'm sure they'll miss out on the fun involving the many aspect involved in bekal's exchange and the intricacies involved in the negotiation process. It is seriously fun.

When one don't like one's bekal with its sad looking loaf of oatmeal bread and some veges in it and look accusingly at another's who have nasi lemak with telur and kangkung, then negotiations will take place. There are those who even have an MOU where they exchanged it on regular basis, somehow they took a liking for the other mom's cooking, lucky they only exchanged bekal and not the mum :P Some even have somewhat of a trade pact (much like ASEAN) where everybody will take a lil' bit from each other's container and they'll have the widest variety of food, nevermind the quantity of each. While, there are some just act like the US and be a big bully and just raid another kid's container and suddenly he got the best mix and the biggest bekal around. All in the name of tummy security ;)

annddd.d... This morning I went a step further, I actually took someone's breakfast. ALL of it and now it is sitting on my table in its plastic wrapping. AHAHHAA!!! But seriously, no self-respecting working adult would bring bekal to the office innit? So basically I'm just doing a service and save this poor soul from being ridiculed at her office. See! How thoughtful of me :D

ehehheheehe


p/s To N, thanks! It actually taste quite good! :P

Friday, July 01, 2005

Brain itch! Best of you

have you ever had those brain itch? where...

what?

WHAT?

brain itch lah?

ya lah!!! itchy!! itchy marh!!

aiyoh!!! itchy!!! like itchy kena* grass!

dunno?

aiyoh!!! itchy lah Mah Lau!** itchy you scratch scratch one....

also dunno? mahh haiii.... Itchy LAH! Like itchy want to get laid one....

ah!! that one understand.. darn itchy hamsap lou lah you.
ok! understand right? now its a brain itch...

what?

aiyoh!!! of course lah the bloody brain can't get laid!

what? ya lah!!! I said itchy like want to get laid... not get laid lah!

what? aiyoh!!! ok! ok!! brain itch is like when your brain get to see porn!

ok? aiyoh!!! ya ya... nah!! take this dvd and go play far far...

what? tiu ley... got multiple angle one lah!

ya! ya!! 1 scene got several angle lah!

tns... ANGLE LAH!!! NOT KURT ANGLE that wrestling fella lah!!

aiyoh!

#%^*#^$%@^!@$^@*@&%$

ok! bai bai!

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ahem!! sorry for the distraction..

brain itch... actually its one of those music or song or sounds that keep repeating themselves in your brain. Yeap! much like the paddle pop music from those trishaw vendor. Yeah!! nowadays its mat cool!

or even the words "I see dead people" from sixth sense...

well... I got this brain itch ever since I saw Foo fighter's Best of you music video and its just keep on repeating in me head man.

and then this "speed of sound" from coldplay.. aiyoh!!

so been frantically trying to find some good deal on any of these CDs.... and thanks to one very kind soul I finally got hold of "best of me" song!

WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and do you know that Norah Jones actually appear in that foo fighter's album? cool!

now me speakers been working overtime and me gonna update me ipod and WOOOHOOOO!!!!!

WHAT?>?>>>

aiyoh!!! press that bloody "next" button lah!

ya lah!!!

oit!!! porn also start with people wear clothes one lah!

aiyoh...
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*kena is malay for hit or touch
**mah lau = monkey

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