Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Mykad = Don't bother

Hah! Had this great idea to put on my blog but in the end…. No time. Work beckons, whatever lah.. but this is what I found

Went to JPN Maju Junction at 9 this morning and the numbers for today are finished. That’s queueing number not some 4-D lottery ok?

So unless you’re willing to come in as early as 6.30 for the numbers then its doable, otherwise don’t bother.

They put up a sign saying that the quota for today is up and obviously most people don’t bother reading lah kan?

There is this makcik whom when she found out about this she went “APA NI? Mana boleh macam ni? Saya dah datang ni?” she stammered with a really pissed look. Of course others just join in and suddenly there’s a mass commotion going on.


Can’t help but laugh lah. Come on lah makcik we’ve dilly dallyied for like 3 years (Yes, we actually got 36 months time frame from Jan 03 to Dec 05) and now you’re complaining? AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

All is not lost though, the kakak that’s manning the counter was still smiling even after being asked the same question for the thousandth time for countless no of days.

“bila boleh start ambik no?”

“ Itu nombor ah!! Boleh beli ah? Ada itu ulat mau jual ah?”

“berapa kena bayar kalau buat tahun depan?”

“alaaa akak… ni gua nak cepat ni.. nanti boss kantul gua ular ni…”

ok la.. the last part not really a question but I really salute the kakak for still having a smile on her face and finally he made this announcement.

“Perhatian kepada Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, nombor giliran pada hari ini telah habis diberi kepada pelanggan-pelanggan kami ddDAAANNNNNN untuk pengetahuan Tuan-tuan dan Puan-Puan selepas 31 Disember 2005 untuk membuat mykad hanya akan dikenakan yuran pemprosesan sebanyak RM20 untuk warganegara. Sekian terima kasih”

hah!! RM20 so not too bad lah. So I feel obligated to help out the kakak and pass this message along.

So here’s the real point of this post

It’s darn packed and might not worth your time to go because it will only cost you RM20 of processing fee for mykad post 31 Dec 2005. If you’re a citizen lah, if not kena pay a bit more.

So friends…. Don’t bother! Time is money and seriously I think RM20 is well worth the money.

p/s from past experience the JPN is pretty efficient as long as there’s no rush of people for deadlines lah.

Don't bother... I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine.....

Friday, December 02, 2005

ROAD BULLY! so I want a faster car...

most probably you guys got harrased by some road bully or something and
almost got into fight or they hassle you on the road and almost got into
accident. And most people say just ignore but this is what I got to say...

bros, sometimes if we ignore they'll continue to harrass us all the way
back home and when that happens it gets dangerous. Even at my yard/office
with all the friendly thugs around I dare not lead them to my office (more
for this w4nker's safety than mine). So it is better if we can just run
away and leave the f4rker behind (can't slow down then we'll be late for work).

Recently I used this line of argument to coax the partner in being
agreeable for me to get a go faster car and this is what happened :


me : darn. Just got tailed and almost involved in accident several times
from this stewpid road bully.

partner : why? got some crazy car hassle you again?

me : yeah! I need faster car to run away from the stupid road bully lah.
Don't want to get into fights anymore, old already so better safe than
sorry. so what do you think of the new volvo V50 T5?

partner : huh? ok lah! at least nicer than your previous volvo wagon.

me : so ok lah hor... nicer and faster so can run from these stupid drivers.

partner : huh? why do you want to run away from the driver again?

me : because now old already so better run and leave the stupid driver
behind than kena hantam. better safe than sorry.

partner : aiyah... no need faster car lah. get the old volvo that my father
used to drive. I heard its quite cheap now and if people hit you also no
problem. very strong..

me : huh? you mean the volvo 244?

partner : dunno, but the boxy one lah... daddy used to drive when I was in
Ipoh. primary school one...

me : eeeee... ugly lah! and not that fast also

partner : not fast but very safffeee... you said you wanna be safe right? you
see, my lil bro used to ram his bike straight at the car and the door
barely had a mark. nothing! I'm sure you'll be safe in that

me : huh? but kennot run away....

partner : sure.. but strong. Then, mummy used to reverse and bang into this
TNB pole and nothing happened. of course the pole bengkok lah but very ok one..

me : but I need something fas..

partner : ah! then when balik kampung that time daddy park below this
cempedak tree and ............... (she continues with quite a no of example
of how SAFE and STRONG the car was)

tsk.. tsk.. tsk...

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