Monday, April 24, 2006

It is really boring... I know but ....

my last few blog entries I mean. Seriously.. I think even if one of those doctorate students that're used to reading thick volumes of boring stuff would just fall asleep on just the 2nd sentence. It was that boring.

but.. what to do? This friend of mine buzzed me on YM the other day and wrote in big
Orangy lettered words. You know... those that seeks to get your attention. Big, Bold, Orangy and its bloody blinks too. But I was my usual boring self that I didn't get excited nor agitated. Goodness.. I was that boring. sure I was at one of those hip joint at KLCC accesssing the net via wifi but seriously man.. I was doing work. Yeap! Work. W E R K E I N G. WERKE LA OIT!

Actually I felt left out. There's this one chic next to me that was giggling non-stop. And everytime she giggles, she covers her mouth with those hip hands of hers that have all this weirds shapes rings on her fingers. ermmm... If you can call those twirly things that you wear on your thumbs as rings lah. And everytime she giggles she kept covering her mouth and the body contorted like those having a bad cough. Actually i'm not sure whether she gigles or she's coughing. Either way I'm sure of 3 things

1. She's not working and she's definitely chatting up some poor sod geek on the other line and trying hard to make him believe that she's a goddess (which she's not by the way)

2. She got into a rude shock when I actually take out some materials and log on to the website to do some work. Really! she just sort of blanked for 5 minutes and just stared at my thick volume.

3. She needs a teeth cleaning act. FAST! Seriously.. I wouldn't know too if not for the fact that her jaw dropped to her keyboard for a full 5 minutes when I bring out my work manuscript. Got all the clothes thing right, the twirly "rings" on, the hair.. the cleopatra like make up but.. goodness!! her teeth! It looked like some 4 year old with some chocolate sticks to their teeth. But in this case it must be those coffee that she kept on gulping all this time. No Wonder she covers her mouth everytime she giggles. Goodness.

From these observations I am also sure of another 4 things

1. She got some constipation problem. Come on! With all those coffee stuck between her teeth you think she can "go" with no issue? please!

2. This hip american outlet is nothing but some cyber cafes. Of course it'll look good when the other geek ask where you are. And dishing out a name of an American Joint is definitely better than say... Kafe Komputer Berinternet Cik Timah Bangi Baru.

3. That these people accessing the net via wifi are not very observant. Either not observant or an Amoeba lah. Cause there's this super hot chics that wear this Tube that only cover her chest area and low cut jeans that practically exposed everything except her thigh and whatever that 4" or so above her crotch area is called. And these people just look at her and then straight back to their screens. Goodness!! Have the wifi thiny have scrambled their brains or something?
Even my female colleague got all worked up and can't just stop yammering about how good the girl looked and soft her skin, and how flat is her tummy and.... And talking about my colleague... she's not that bad either. Well... "not bad" is an understatement.. Actually she's hot! and these fellas didn't batted an eyelid. Goodness, they must be some Amoeba or some other form of single cell organism that is capable of asex magik. I mean... why looked at an attractive specimen and got all worked up when you can do reproduce by yourselves eh?

4. That particular friend of mine which buzzes me is no saint either. He didn't have any post in March, only a few in April. Seriously. And this is the same guy that kept flashing those unsightly boring orangy letters in my YM? Check out his blog here. See! his entries are as sparse as mine and worst of all, as boring. Goodness! Just because he got lower BMI and more hair doesn't mean he can keep flashing those "UPDATE YOUR BLOG LA OIT!!!" all over my screen isn't it? This is a traversty and one boring guy shouldn't be telling another to update their blog cause it won't result in immediate response nor will it make things better. Come on... another boring post will just eat up those web spaces. innit?

and I'm blabbering... and... ramblings... and frankly speaking there's no real point to this post other than

1. Will is a pain in the ass and I wish his BMI shot up through the sky

and

2. Nobody actually do any work in Starbucks.


so there Will. Another useless post. You happy? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

11 Comments:

Blogger Desparil said...

woit! how come no FR? fail!!

p/s- maybe those guys are.. brokeback mountain types?

4:58 PM  
Blogger shookmeallnightlong said...

FR? ahahahahha.... kennot! its for keeps.

brokeback? dunno la bro. but .... weird lah.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous phangan said...

ROTFL...

10:25 AM  
Blogger Chen said...

hi dude,
since Will did that to u a couple of times already, so I hope u won't mind if I do that to u in the future as well..
"Update your blog lah... ooit.. "
hahahhaa
but I will choose different font size & different colour leh.. but please don't curse me if i do that oh.. ooit :D

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Will said...

*slaps shook with a big fat trout*

*cabuts* :P

1:50 PM  
Blogger ac said...

HAHAHAHAHA

dem kaw farnee

LOL :)

11:44 AM  
Blogger Desparil said...

bila mau update daaa?

6:29 PM  
Blogger Stupe said...

allo, it's been more than 3 weeks, bila nak update?

ps- finally gotten to linking your site to mine. ;-)

12:59 PM  
Blogger chocolalat! said...

yada yada

where is the picture of the babe lah?

1:38 AM  
Blogger Chen said...

update update !!

11:54 PM  
Blogger Cyrene said...

I finally updated my blog too .... there! :p

8:10 PM  

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