Monday, March 07, 2005

Fuck Her Gently

It was late, I'm tired and definitely sleepy. Sleep been only some 5 hours in the past 72 and the only one i have in the past 24 was the 45 minutes nap at 5.30 just now .

How do I continue to work and didn't fall flat on my face sleeping?

wash my face? coffee? do a lil' jog in the room?

NAY!!

I have a song from Tenacious D instead.

It is awfully funny and I've listened like 100 times in the last 24 hours. Honestly, I can't stop laughing each time I listen to it. If you didn't knew the lyrics it can pass as a very good acoustic rock song but once you listen to the lyrics........................... AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thanks to my mate Bacchus for giving me this MP3. This song is from Tenacious D which is a 2 man band. JB and KG. JB for Jack Black (yes the actor from School of Rock etc) and KG er.... don't know. More on Tenacious D later but for now I have to put up this lyrics.

ENJOY!!


Fuck Her Gently
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artiste : Tenacious D


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

4 Comments:

Anonymous N said...

*groans*

demented... you are sooo demented..

but yeah, the song is absofuckinglutely hamsap.. those tenacious D guys did a fucking good TEAMWORK!

10:37 AM  
Blogger Desparil said...

can forward me the mp3? thanks.

3:41 PM  
Blogger shookmeallnightlong said...

bro, Done!

8:21 AM  
Blogger Desparil said...

thanks!!! hahahaha...

3:07 PM  

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