GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Monday morning

Its Monday morning, caught in the infamous Jalan Tun Razak traffic jam and to while away the time I listened to the Ipod and then…..

Trooot trroooottttttttttt

Trroooot ttrrroooooooootttttttt

*fumbles with the headset

me : humpf!

P : hallo?

Me : HeLLLLOOOOOOO!!!

Me : HELLO!?

P : Oi! Can’t hear you lah!

Me : arh!!?? Kejap! Kejap

*fumbles with the volume control while cursing silenty as the stupid car that finally managed to cut queue in front of me

Me : Ah!

P : what was that?

Me : What’s what?

P : Christina Aguilera ek?

Me : humpf

P : ekekekekeke… Genie in a bottle some more. Ekekekeke… I know laaaa Liverpool draw but can’t be that bad la right?

Me : Stupid lah!

P : ekekekekeke…. Let me guess this morning you start with “You’ll never walk alone” Song right?

me : humph….

P : ekekekeke… at least you still haven’t play Roxxette yet! AHAHAHAHA

Me : Grrrrrrrrrrr……. Stupid lah! That Gerrard with 100,000 quid a week also don’t know how to shoot properly.

P : Kekekekekkee…. MU win laa oit!

Me : Ellleh!!!! Against Everton team sekolah menengah Felda Bukit Mendi can also win

P : ekekekke!! But we scored 3 wey!!

Me : as I said the stupid Everton, team sekolah oso can win….

P : ekekkekee…. That’s without ronaldo and giggs you know?

Me : fark lah! That ronaldo even If he play he’ll be slumped on the ground lah! Kena whacked by Cahill and Neville!

P : eleh!!! At least we win!! 2 goals ok? And you guys? Gerrard got 3 clear ones right?

Me : Fark lah!! 100,000 quid that’s the same amount I make in 20 years and he still can’t score!

P : ekekekeke…. That’s why lah. That sissoko is not bad eh! Good play lah!! But why ah? You can’t score?

Me : That stupid gerrard lah!

P : ekekeke… that’s why lah! Told you guys to sell him to Chelsea you don’t want. See! Now got draw only… and we win man!!! Ekekekek…..

Me : as I said, against everton Stupid Sekolah Bintang Montessori also can win lah!

P : eleh!!! At least we win!! 2 goals out of 4-5 chances ok? And you guys… ermm… out of 5-6? And how many you got? Zero? ekekekkeke

Me : Fark lah!! Why you call?

P : nothing lah!! Just want to make sure you play Roxxette’s It must have been love after this only… kekekeke

Me : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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*the rest of the conversation is very explicit as it involves the various interpretation of the sexual organs, the monkeys, cows, dung and various other items not suitable for public consumption

So my friends, it has started, so pardon my mood swings in these few months